{"id":7911,"date":"2023-02-02T15:08:26","date_gmt":"2023-02-02T14:08:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.brokenhousecompany.it\/blog\/ilsanitario\/?p=7911"},"modified":"2023-02-03T00:34:50","modified_gmt":"2023-02-02T23:34:50","slug":"flush-your-ex-down-the-toilet-or-give-a-little-present","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.brokenhousecompany.it\/blog\/ilsanitario\/2023\/02\/02\/flush-your-ex-down-the-toilet-or-give-a-little-present\/","title":{"rendered":"Flush your ex down the toilet or give a little present"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Some vengeful presents<\/em><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Valentine’s Day<\/a> is coming once more, and it’s vital to keep in mind that it will be terrible for some people. When you’re in love, it’s a wonderful time to express how much you love your partner, but if you’re single, Valentine’s Day<\/a> may serve as a reminder that you haven’t yet found your soul mate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

However, if you recently got dumped, you might want to finish the day and forget all the unpleasant thoughts of your ex. Fortunately, there is something that can help you with that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The brand of toilet paper Who Gives A Crap<\/strong> has chosen to capitalize on the current “anti-Valentine’s day” feeling by giving single people the opportunity to flush anything connected to their ex down the toilet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Who Gives A Crap can convert the love letters, cards, and notes your ex sent you when you were dating into recycled toilet paper, which is a very straightforward process. After that, you can flush it down the toilet as you normally would, presumably erasing the memories of your ex that were associated with it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They claim that doing so will help you “eradicate any memory they ever happened out of existence” while also allowing them to be environmentally responsible by “re-purposing something that would otherwise sit gathering dust in old cupboards & drawers”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There are many different ways to get over someone, so it seems like translating your annoyances with your ex into something physical is a rather successful business on Valentine’s Day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

People can also name a cockroach after their ex and feed it to an animal at the San Antonio Zoo in Texas<\/strong>, which aims to help people move on from a bad relationship in some way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nothing signals you’ve moved on from someone like visiting a zoo and spending money to name a cockroach after them. You may have made a phony “we can still be friends” remark when you broke up with them. Instead, you might pay more to have a rat named after your ex, and people with less money could just get to name a meek little vegetable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you want to exact exceptionally harsh punishment, you can pay $150 (\u00a3121) to have a film of the named vegetable or animal being fed to a zoo animal made and sent to the target.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you’re looking for something more explicit, there’s always paintballing, where the targets bear your ex’s face, and a few years ago, another zoo held a contest where participants could name a new snake in honor of their ex.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Or to stay on the main topic, you could send poop to your ex through poopsenders<\/a> where you can choose the animal poop and size to send.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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